i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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