I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Randomize