hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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