I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Randomize
