sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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