so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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