Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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