Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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