So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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