i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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