well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My dick has a subreddit
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
