I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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