Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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