The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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