So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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