how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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