We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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