In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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