Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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