when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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