You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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