This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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