At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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