when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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