Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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