hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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