The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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