check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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