So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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