Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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