glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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