i jhust puked up my retainher.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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