ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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