How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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