you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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