i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Everyone says I win the strip club
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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