I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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