What a fucking waste of an outfit
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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