you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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