...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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