so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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