No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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