why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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