The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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