So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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