he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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