let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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