i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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