sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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