So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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