I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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